-Amtrak's are Dope!-
We took the Amtrak train down to San Diego and it was a cool as experience. I had never been on the Amtrak and I made sure to bring some good reading materials which i didn't even pick up. We started early and met some cool ass people and drank a shit load of beers on the train ride over. Everyone was heading to a San Diego Chargers game cause the train drop them off very close to the Stadium. Great for Angels games too cause it actually stops right in front of the Anaheim Stadium. Wet the coolest Old couple on the train. Dick and Mary I believe was there names and they had been married for over 50 years and so so liberal and not stuffy at all. The old man has Parkinson's and is a bit slow on the outside but full of live and laughter inside. His wife was a riot and we were joking with her as if she were our age. Train ride was great and the rest of the trip just got better.
The Cruise we took was an 8 Day one heading for Acapulco, Zihuatinaho/Ixtapa, and Manzanillo. We arrive at the port and checked in and went straight to the bar for some celebratory Cruise drinks and we were drunk every night thereafter. We had no idea how cruises worked and for dinner we finally found our table and luckily had 5 cool ass single people at it. There was Adrian(aka smoky) and Ben(aka bunz) from the dirty south, Danielle and Michelle(cousins), Moises(aka CHE) and Dipak and I. We checked on a grip of alcohol and had our own lil bar in the room so you know we were drinking hard!!
The first night I was a wimp and very jetlagged as I had just returned from Europe the day before the cruise so I crashed out early. The nest day I woke to find Dipak rambling on about how much fun he had the night before(don't you hate it when you miss fun shit I sure do).
I played a crapshoot of a poker tournament in the morning and ran around drinking and met the coolest old dude alive Ron(aka Ronslezzy). Ron had crazy stories of how he hooked up with a 19 year old 8 months ago and gave her head(lol, old dudes call going down on a girl that i guess) and some other stories of banging Supreme Court Justices . He was instantly one of the boys and so we invited him to eat with us as our table wasn't full. Also on the 2nd day I met the hottest Mom on the Boat Michelle(aka Milfy) and her 19 year old daughter Vanessa(aka dmv). So almost every night we had the ultimate crew eating with us and hungout doing all kinds of fun shit together.
All of the boat's excursion trips were overpriced and seemed a bit lame so when we were at port we mostly just took the local sites in and walked around. We did take advantage of the Day at the Beach excursion with all of the boyz in Acapulco. Open bar at a very nice beach and boy did we drink. Shot after shot after Corona and Sol...it was great!!
I went parasailing for the first time there too for $30 after tipping and paying for pictures it came out o $60 but well worth it. I had just gotten a Beer before i went up to the guy to inquire about the Price of parasailing and he said he could take me up right then so of course couldn't leave my beer behind and I asked if I could take it with me. It was great being 100 feet up overlooking the shoreline and sipping my Corona very relaxing.
-Zihuatinaho/ Ixtapa-
Typical mexican cities here but we found a cool taxi driver and had him show us arounf the city for 1 1/2 hour and took some good photographs and ate some good Ceviche. The Ceviche place he took us to was just an old ass drunk parked under a tree with its bed filled with grub and drinks. Tons of local people were chilling on lawn chairs and leaning against trees. Now to me this is as authentic as it gets. I can't stand going to foreign places and just hanging with tourists doing tourist crap. It tripped me out because the guy was using Orange Fanta to make the Ceviche, maybe it's normal but i had no idea. After seeing some alligators and iguanas and other local shit we headed back to the boat.
-Manzanillo-
Reminded me of TJ and was a pretty ugly city but we found a cool Taco spot and ate a shitload of 50 cent Tacos and drank $1 beers. That's about it there...
-Boat's NightLife-
After dinner and even before we would all congregate at one of our rooms to get our drink on and some got their Smoke on too.
At night time on the boat all there really was to do was go to the One Disco/Club they had and drink and dance. All the people we met really made the trip awesome and we all partied like Rock Stars the entire time. Yes there were a few hookups on the boat but I don't like airing stuff like that on my Blog. I left out a lot of names of cool people we met but the trip was amazing and I highly recommend a cruise if you haven't done one yet.
-Return Amtrak Trip-
Again it was just a crazy ride, we drank a lot of beer from the drinking cart downstairs and met some really cool people. We had the Hot Mexican chick who was taken but was a fun person, the Crazy Black dude from NY who was funny as shit but kept talking shit to random people walking by and made us all a bit uncomfortable. Also another little cutie from UCSB came and sat with us and of course she was taken too but it was still a blast. I think that I am going to get like 40 of my closest friends and just take a trip down to an Angels or Chargers game on the Amtrak and pack a minibar in our backpacks very soon!!
Keeping it Real,
-William John Raitt